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Canadian Clown Party

We Promise to Steal Your Money and Do Nothing!

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About Us

At Canadian Clown Party, we are committed to providing the best clowns for your local and global politics. Our experienced clowns will create unforgettable memories for your country

🎉 Manifesto

Housing problem? No problem. We promise to build enough circus tents for everyone.

We promise to take 100% of all your income and build bigger houses for our selves and our "friends".

We promise to collect all the carbon emitted on the planet into red balloons.

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Housing.

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Taxes.

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Carbon.

We are eco and ai friendly and we identify as carbon neutral

Support us today.

Donate all your money to our cause or else.

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